Tree Octopi

This site is obviously fake because no one has ever heard of a tree octopus. Also, does Sasquatch exist? NO. It has been scientifically proven that Sasquatch is a fictional character only in stories.

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Why are Sasquatch allowed to gather Tree Octopuses if the octopuses are endangered?

No one allows a Sasquatch to do anything; they just do it.

Sasquatch have been gathering Tree Octopuses since before Humans settled in their habitats. They form a symbiotic relationship. We value our limbs and don't question this.

From: http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/faq.html

I also Googled: Octopus paxarbolis. Which is the "scientific" word given to the octopi. I looked it up in Wikipedia and fund that it was a fictitious creature from an internet hoax made by Lyle Zapato in 1998.